Oh, so today I stumbled across a dream job: $10,000 for one month’s work, during Christmas time in Manhattan. The duties? Discussing toilet paper with restroom attendees in Times Square. Sign me up! I love nothing more than discussing minutia. On a whim, I applied with a cover letter that I am pretending is witty and not at all a blight on my reputation. I believe, if selected to be one of the 5 Charmin Ambassadors, I would be the dark-humored, brainy one. It would be the roll of a lifetime. Check out EnjoyTheGo.com and of course, join me in applying.